![]() SIGN UP HERE ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() One World Water Symphony Orchestra Long Sleeve T-Shirt Pick your favorite fish 90 Something Fish Count Front Land Critter Symphony Back Saluting a Humpback Whale Jump Over North America Blowfish playing Sax for Jellyfish Sleeve Dolphin Mopping up a Ukulele playing Hermit Crab other sleeve Is the Ocean Really Divided Or is it... just one big wet thing PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME. By Beezer Printing 4 Color Front and Back Sunflower/Purple/White/Black on a Blue Shirt Light Airbrush Water Reflection on Front Every Shirt will be slightly different due to the nature of Airbrush 488 Available Size Chart HERE $75 U.S. ppd ![]() ![]() International: Order Normal and then Send me an email to arrange extra shipping cost. We will work it out. Please make sure your country is accepting packages right now. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Plein-Air Amphibians Short Sleeve T-Shirt Metamorphisis Spiral Turns Out If you fill a hole with water Frogs Just Appear Rare Live Drawing Pond Scum LLC Sniffing Ponds Covered in Algae Independent Contractors Building a Moon Bridge Big Frogs Stay on the Porch PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME. By Beezer Printing 4 Color Front and Back Orange/Green/Aqua/Black on an Ivory Shirt Butterfly Reflection TAG 488 Available Size Chart HERE $65 U.S. ppd ![]() ![]() International: Order Normal and then Send me an email to arrange extra shipping cost. We will work it out. Please make sure your country is accepting packages right now. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Late Night Monologue Chopper Long Sleeve T-Shirt Late Night Arizona Skyscape Window Rock Snoopy Rock Waxing Jay Full Leno Broke Down? 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By Beezer Printing Well Print and Black Front/Double Well Print and Black Back Dye Free so Dye your own Adventure Artistic Climbing Bear TAG Due to the nature of well printing all shirts will be slightly different 480 Available Size Chart HERE $65 U.S. ppd ![]() ![]() International: Order Normal and then Send me an email to arrange extra shipping cost. We will work it out. Please make sure your country is accepting packages right now. Can't ship to Australia and New Zealand ![]() Brian Blomerth's Mycelium Wassonii 226 Pages Lovingly & Beautifully printed/released by the kind people of Anthology Editions Wide releaseNovember 30th,2021 or wherever fine books are sold An experimental children's book on Mushrooms. A visual biography of R.Gordon and Valentina Wasson You can purchase and view sample images HERE ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Drainforest Cafe T-Shirt Rainforest Band Gotta Love it. Earth full of Critters Plumbing is an oddity. but water always has to go somewhere Earth Drains on one side flows into rainforest on another butterflies wiz by This is an excercise in Critter Maximalism Get Toasted by an Orangutan Hide in a Rainbow Snake Balance a Ball on your nose Its all water PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME. 8 Color Front/8 Color Back Dye Free so Dye your own Adventure Frog w/interesting birthmark TAG 380 Available Size Chart HERE $60 U.S. ppd ![]() ![]() International: Order Normal and then Send me an email to arrange extra shipping cost. We will work it out. ![]() ![]() Cornhatch's Party Patch 40 page 11x17 Newsprint Printed as Part of the Smoke Signal Series for Desert Island No money involved. I did this for fun. Physicals are mostly gone but still floating in the universe. Being born truly does rock. After the old masters of Dead iconography. You can download the PDF HERE ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Critter Einstein Short Sleeve Shirt Einstein on the Beach Nuclear Fusion vs. Jazz Fusion With your tongue out I cannot add or subtract but with a hard hat on a Zebra can meditate An Armadillo can sit on Bleach A Skunk can Enjoy Schrodinger Equations Explain Relativity wearing this shirt Its all relative PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME. 3 Color Front/3 Color Back Void Subtractive Style Dye All dye will be different Nej Tak Atomic Split Tag 340 Available Size Chart HERE $55 U.S. ppd International: Order Normal and then Send me an email to arrange extra shipping cost. We will work it out. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() OZ Waltzing Surf Longsleeve Shirt Waltz On Oz Surfs Up for Down Under For a Kiwi desecrating Beethoven Enjoy all of your favorite Jolly Marsupials Under the shade of the Coolibah Tree The power of Uluru Bends an Acoustic guitar in a Spiral As you approach the disco void The Platypus name is FANTA Dreamtime Snake Eating Blue Marble Earth on one sleeve Koala watching Billyboil on the Other Ride the Wave into A Pouch PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME. 3 Color Front/3 Color Back Sleeve Prints Borealis Mustard Style Dye All dye will be different 5 Color Koala Meditating Tag 320 Available Size Chart HERE $62 U.S. ppd International: Order Normal and then Send me an email to arrange extra shipping cost. We will work it out. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Olympic Nightfly T-Shirt This Shirt Celebrates the Nightflys Continuing Midnight to 6AM Wasted Coverage of the Olympic Games 1972-1992 20 years of Jazz and Conversation ON WJAZ An Independent Station Coverage of your favorite sports including Mah Jong, Grapefruit Wine, 11 Tracks of Whack, Mascot Terror, Jose Cuervo PBS, I.G.Y., Saxophone Bending, Unexpected Tunings Coffee Curling/Smoking PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME. 5 Color Front/1 Color Back Beverage Spill Style Dye Major Subtle Splatter Styles All dye will be different Hand sewed in 5 color Woven Label by Moi 7 Second Delay Style Stitching Olympic Mascoting is a sport I intend to fall asleep during 350 Available 100% MADE IN THE U.S.A. Size Chart HERE ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Pan Am Magic Orchestra Long Sleeve Zig Zag Zen. Pan Am for the Pan Man Fireworks/Computer Games for everyone else. Food Lion Steel Drum Anthems Cool Music. This shirt goes out to Yann Tomita,YMO,Akiko Yano, Watermelon Group, Doopees, Astral Age Steel Orchestra and Silk Worms plus Ambient Music for Soba Noodles PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME. 3 Color Front/3 Color Back Toro and Penguins protect sleeves. Yin and Yang Style Dye Split Color Vision All dye will be different Hand sewed in 5 color Woven Label by Moi Steel Drum Style Stitching Cosmic Surfing Wave To a Waving Cat Dr. Yin & Yang Tomita Wash inside out to keep print Sharp. 275 Available These are better eco-friendly blanks Size Chart HERE ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Comet Integrated Constellation Shirt Curves Ahead. An Iguana confronts a twist in a tree. Accurate Northern Hemisphere Constellation Map 40-40 Love for a French Clown PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME. 3 Color Front/3 Color Back Gold Sparkley Ink Red-Blue Loveless Watercolor Style Dye Then Sunsoaked for 3 days. All dye will be different Hand sewed in 8 color Woven Label by Moi In the dark Style Stitching Hale Bopp will appear again in 4385. Make sure you have your tennis racket So you smack it? Wash inside out to keep Sparkles. 250 Available Size Chart HERE ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nun Bleach Meditation Congratulations! Your mind is now Bleach Yakkity Yak on a Pallas Cat. Nuf Nun Meditation. Endless Knot. PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME. 3 Color Front/3 Color Back All Discharge Ink for Softness Sake Bleach Anti-Dye Style by Kate Levitt. All Bleach Splatter will be different Hand sewed in 8 color Woven Label by Moi Bleach Haze Style Stitching You climb a mountain on foot. Than you look down and realize Hey Im a bottle of Bleach? Hand Wash. Dry Outside 250 Available Size Chart HERE ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() General Electric Sleepytime Bear Ok so the Glow is impossible to photograph but these things glow like crazy Generally speaking I like a glowing bear. Flip that GE logo upside down and take a nap? Damn. PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME. 3 Color Glow Front/3 Color Glow Back Still Hand Dyed by Kate Levitt. GreyBlueRed real splatter heavy Style Tye-Dye Hand sewed in 8 color Woven Label by Moi (XL does not have tags we are out. Theres a discount involved. 2XL will have the old style tag) Nap Style Stitching All your favorite critters including Bat, Mole, and Safety Scissors waving Kangaroo visit you when you nap. Is it a good thing? Hey Im here to Nap and Glow For Maximum Glow Charge wear 10 Min. Outside Wash Inside Out to retain effect. OH and if you ordered one of these. it will feel a little rough but one wash will get it nice and soft. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() E2E4 TRAIN LONGSLEEVE For your favorite Oogle/Train Enthusiast/Chess Aficionado or Kraut Rock fan Steam Engine Solo the most classic opening move PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME. 3 Color Front/2 Color Back Still Hand Dyed by Kate Levitt. Watercolor Wash Style Tye-Dye Hand sewed in 8 color Woven Label by Moi Train Style Stitching A pure Gottsching Crossing Think about that Beaver Soloing on the Chessboard Choo Choo? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() PRANK CALL COLOR SHIRT What happens when you Prank Call CMYK and tell it you are actually 7 colors? CMYK will be ruined. For Pro-Prankers by Wimps. PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME. 7 Color Simulated CMYK Processes. Still Hand Dyed by Kate Levitt. Light Purple Tye-Dye mix-in style Hand sewed in 8 color Woven Label by Moi Prank Style Stitching Dedicated to Jenny Travers Who prank called Bill Clinton and asked him What Color does your Vacuum Cleaner run on? ![]() ![]() life is confusing but getting pranked should be. Let the possum call you. Make the Elephant Dance. Bear records your shame on 16mm footage. Make the Dillo laugh ![]() ![]() ![]() WEATHER REPORT SALT SHIRT SHIRT 24 Hour Birdland Master Mix Use this shirt to figure out what the weather will be PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME. Still Hand Dyed by Kate Levitt. Light Indigo Dip Dye for the bottom Hand sewed in Woven Label by Moi utilizing patented Shit Kid Stich Technology Glow in the Dark Thread Not for wimps. Stitching is a real-hand done job. Two Color silkscreen. Black and Sunflower Is it Crayola outside today? Maybe Elmers Glue? Maybe the number 5? 99 Available. SOLD OUT. Apologies. Ill make more next time. Let the goose free over all weather. Morton Salt gets the jazz treatment. ![]() Brian Blomerth's Bicycle Day 192 Pages//48 pages of Neon Pantone Spot Coloring Lovingly & Beautifully printed/released by the kind people of Anthology Editions An experimental childrens book on Acid. A visual biography of 4 days in Albert Hofmann's life. You can purchase and view sample images HERE ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() SHORT SLEEVE EKG CRITTER ANTHEM SHIRT Hey Kid you ever play Pilsbury Hardcore through an EKG? Watch these critters struggle through the sheet music on the back. PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME. Still Hand Dyed by Kate Levitt. Tye-Dyed Aqua/Pink/Yellow/Purple. Hand sewed in Woven Label by Moi utilizing patented Shit Kid Stich Technology Glow in the Dark Thread Not for wimps. Stitching is a real-hand done job. Colors will be kinda like this but you know how tie-dye works. Skip Tree of Life Class. XhighschoolmusicalX 100 Available. Manta Ray,Otter,Mole,Beaver on wind instruments. Skunk on Triangle. Tag Sewing will be screwy. ![]() ![]() ![]() LONG SLEEVE BUBBLE LISTENER SHIRT How much do you enjoy recordings of bubbles? Use this long sleeve shirt as a pencil to figure it out. ONCE AGAIN SILKSCREENED THESE AT MY HOUSE. Hand Dyed by Kate Levitt. Tye-Dyed Purple and Yellow. Not for wimps. This is a real-hand done job. Colors will be kinda like this but you know how tie-dye works. You get what ya give. Little details will be screwy. 69 Available. Platypus blows the bubble that a poisonous fish enjoys. Listen to the bubbles in HIFI. International Orders E-mail me. US. Shipping included in the price. ![]() HIKING NUN INSIDE OUT SWEATSHIRT Its the fuzzy side of a sweatshirt. SILKSCREENED THESE AT MY HOUSE. Hand Dyed by Kate Levitt. Dyed with light Natural Indigo. Not for wimps. This is a real-hand done job. Large print 21 Available. Could this be the beggining of Boogie Dachshund On Broadway Clothing Co.? ![]() Pray for Pianoland ///14 page comic in Fantagraphics-NOW 4 Compilation/// Lovingly & Beautifully printed/released by the kind people of Fantagraphics Sister Splat and Scramp muck about with the Shrimps Homland This Farmers Market runs on Bathwater ![]() Xaks Wax (Surf Compostion) ///28 pages 4 Color RISOGRAPH printing/Red,Gold,Blue,Black.// Lovingly & Beautifully printed/released by the kind people of Anthology Editions Surf with Xaks. Barrel Riding. Kooks out. As in my own life...unreliable narrators abound. Don't Drown. ![]() ![]() ![]() IPHONE 64 (A Users Guide) ///24 pages 4 Color RISOGRAPH printing/// Lovingly & Beautifully printed/released by the kind people of Tan&Loose Press A panic attack masquerading as an apple advert Imagine if someone made this much fuss over a fax machine? ![]() ![]() *Yorna&Schmulie&SisterSplat&Xaks&Squorm&Scramp* *BummerTom&Pornis&DjrongrenVS.Djrongren&Florpee&Officer Cornhatch* Read em all for free on VICE.COM A NEW 3 PAGER every Week ***ALPHABET JUNCTION*** ![]() *Lemonwedge Fire-Department Pot Smoking Hijinks* MERRYJANE.COM ***FRISBEE F.D.*** Written w/Kate Levitt ![]() *I receive 15cents a day from this site* You can peruse this mini-comic @ DOTCOMANDSHIT.ORG I guess this is patronage? Like Spam it's confusing. Either way I'm rich. ![]() ///24 pages full color/// *Only 50 copies available?* Bootleg of a comic soon to be released by MORE RECORDS Don't get neutered? ![]() ![]() ![]() The first comic ever made about alternative nicotine intake theory Written by Dr. Ispib Osnotkitchi (Japan M.D.) Illustrated by Brian Blomerth First publishing of Dr. Osnotkitchi's writings in English 40 pages ![]() ![]() ![]() Staring everyone's favorite Worzil 36 pages Mini-Comic ![]() ![]() ::::PHASE ONE:::: ![]() 64 pages ADULT DOG FACE FIRST BOOK OF THE SERIES Sample Page 1************Sample Page 2 ![]() ![]() ![]() 52 pages full color cover TRUE UNDERGROUND DOG SHOW SHIT *only 250 made* Sample Page 1************Sample Page 2 ALL SMALL DOG BREEDS $10.00 U.S. ppd (TABLOID FORMAT) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ADULT DOG FACE genre. Original drawings are for sale or for trade. (Trades ONLY for needed materials I.E. 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