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One World Water Symphony Orchestra
Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Pick your favorite fish
90 Something Fish Count Front
Land Critter Symphony Back
Saluting a
Humpback Whale Jump
Over
North America
Blowfish playing Sax for Jellyfish Sleeve
Dolphin Mopping up a Ukulele playing Hermit Crab other sleeve
Is the Ocean
Really Divided
Or is it...
just one big
wet thing
PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME.
By Beezer Printing
4 Color Front and Back
Sunflower/Purple/White/Black
on a Blue Shirt
Light Airbrush Water Reflection on Front
Every Shirt will be slightly different
due to the nature of Airbrush
488 Available
Size Chart HERE
$75 U.S. ppd
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Plein-Air Amphibians Short Sleeve T-Shirt
Metamorphisis Spiral
Turns Out
If you fill a hole with water
Frogs
Just Appear
Rare Live Drawing
Pond Scum LLC
Sniffing Ponds
Covered in Algae
Independent Contractors
Building a Moon Bridge
Big Frogs
Stay on the Porch
PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME.
By Beezer Printing
4 Color Front and Back
Orange/Green/Aqua/Black
on an Ivory Shirt
Butterfly Reflection TAG
488 Available
Size Chart HERE
$65 U.S. ppd
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Late Night Monologue Chopper Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Late Night
Arizona Skyscape
Window Rock
Snoopy Rock
Waxing Jay
Full Leno
Broke Down?
Use the Wrench
Provided on the Left Sleeve
Musical Guest
Saguaro Cactus and Lophophora Williamsii
Let the Dillo Dance
Prickly Pear out of a Jack O' Lantern
PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME.
By Beezer Printing
4 Color Front and Back w/Chrome Ink
Black Long Sleeve
Just in time for Summer
Flower Freakout TAG
444 Available
Size Chart HERE
$75 U.S. ppd
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Please make sure your country is accepting packages right now.
Can't ship to Australia and New Zealand
MC Belay Mistaker T-Shirt
MC Escher inspired
Alahambra Tesselations
Sky and Water 2
Koala was supposed to hold the rope
but he needs to make a face in a sphere
or play the french horn
instead?
Why is he doing this?
Math is the reason
Perspective is a problem
Perpetually falling in Windsor Newton Ink
Never been in a climbing gym before
but think it works like this
PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME.
By Beezer Printing
Well Print and Black Front/Double Well Print and Black Back
Dye Free so Dye your own Adventure
Artistic Climbing Bear TAG
Due to the nature of well printing all shirts will be
slightly different
480 Available
Size Chart HERE
$65 U.S. ppd
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Please make sure your country is accepting packages right now.
Can't ship to Australia and New Zealand
Brian Blomerth's Mycelium Wassonii
226 Pages
Lovingly & Beautifully printed/released by the kind people of
Anthology Editions
Wide releaseNovember 30th,2021 or wherever fine books are sold
An experimental children's book on Mushrooms.
A visual biography of R.Gordon and Valentina Wasson
You can purchase and view sample images HERE
Drainforest Cafe T-Shirt
Rainforest Band
Gotta Love it.
Earth full of Critters
Plumbing is an oddity.
but water always has to go somewhere
Earth Drains on one side
flows into rainforest on another
butterflies wiz by
This is an excercise in Critter Maximalism
Get Toasted by an Orangutan
Hide in a Rainbow Snake
Balance a Ball on your nose
Its all water
PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME.
8 Color Front/8 Color Back
Dye Free so Dye your own Adventure
Frog w/interesting birthmark TAG
380 Available
Size Chart HERE
$60 U.S. ppd
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Cornhatch's Party Patch
40 page 11x17 Newsprint
Printed as Part of the Smoke Signal Series
for
Desert Island
No money involved. I did this for fun.
Physicals are mostly gone but
still floating in the universe.
Being born truly does rock.
After the old masters of Dead iconography.
You can download the PDF HERE
Critter Einstein Short Sleeve Shirt
Einstein on the Beach
Nuclear Fusion vs. Jazz Fusion
With your tongue out
I cannot add or subtract
but with a hard hat on
a Zebra can meditate
An Armadillo can sit on Bleach
A Skunk can Enjoy
Schrodinger Equations
Explain Relativity wearing this shirt
Its all relative
PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME.
3 Color Front/3 Color Back
Void Subtractive Style Dye
All dye will be different
Nej Tak Atomic Split Tag
340 Available
Size Chart HERE
$55 U.S. ppd
International: Order Normal and then Send me an email to arrange extra shipping cost. We will work it out.
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OZ Waltzing Surf Longsleeve Shirt
Waltz On Oz
Surfs Up for Down Under
For a Kiwi desecrating Beethoven
Enjoy all of your favorite Jolly Marsupials
Under the shade of the Coolibah Tree
The power of Uluru
Bends an Acoustic guitar in a Spiral
As you approach the disco void
The Platypus name is FANTA
Dreamtime Snake Eating Blue Marble Earth on one sleeve
Koala watching Billyboil on the Other
Ride the Wave into
A Pouch
PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME.
3 Color Front/3 Color Back
Sleeve Prints
Borealis Mustard Style Dye
All dye will be different
5 Color Koala Meditating Tag
320 Available
Size Chart HERE
$62 U.S. ppd
International: Order Normal and then Send me an email to arrange extra shipping cost. We will work it out.
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Olympic Nightfly T-Shirt
This Shirt Celebrates the Nightflys
Continuing Midnight to 6AM
Wasted Coverage of the Olympic Games
1972-1992
20 years of Jazz and Conversation
ON WJAZ
An Independent Station
Coverage of your favorite sports including
Mah Jong, Grapefruit Wine, 11 Tracks of Whack, Mascot Terror, Jose Cuervo
PBS, I.G.Y., Saxophone Bending,
Unexpected Tunings
Coffee
Curling/Smoking
PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME.
5 Color Front/1 Color Back
Beverage Spill Style Dye
Major Subtle Splatter Styles
All dye will be different
Hand sewed in 5 color Woven Label by Moi
7 Second Delay Style Stitching
Olympic Mascoting
is a sport I intend to
fall asleep during
350 Available
100% MADE IN THE U.S.A.
Size Chart HERE
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Pan Am Magic Orchestra Long Sleeve
Zig Zag Zen.
Pan Am for the Pan Man
Fireworks/Computer Games for everyone else.
Food Lion Steel Drum Anthems
Cool Music.
This shirt goes out to
Yann Tomita,YMO,Akiko Yano, Watermelon Group, Doopees,
Astral Age Steel Orchestra
and Silk Worms
plus
Ambient Music for Soba Noodles
PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME.
3 Color Front/3 Color Back
Toro and Penguins protect sleeves.
Yin and Yang Style Dye
Split Color Vision
All dye will be different
Hand sewed in 5 color Woven Label by Moi
Steel Drum Style Stitching
Cosmic Surfing
Wave To a Waving Cat
Dr. Yin & Yang Tomita
Wash inside out to keep print Sharp.
275 Available
These are better eco-friendly blanks
Size Chart HERE
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Comet Integrated Constellation Shirt
Curves Ahead.
An Iguana confronts a twist in a tree.
Accurate Northern Hemisphere Constellation Map
40-40 Love for a French Clown
PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME.
3 Color Front/3 Color Back
Gold Sparkley Ink
Red-Blue Loveless Watercolor Style Dye
Then Sunsoaked for 3 days.
All dye will be different
Hand sewed in 8 color Woven Label by Moi
In the dark Style Stitching
Hale Bopp will appear again in 4385.
Make sure you have your tennis racket
So you smack it?
Wash inside out to keep Sparkles.
250 Available
Size Chart HERE
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Nun Bleach Meditation
Congratulations! Your mind is now Bleach
Yakkity Yak on a Pallas Cat.
Nuf Nun Meditation.
Endless Knot.
PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME.
3 Color Front/3 Color Back
All Discharge Ink for Softness Sake
Bleach Anti-Dye Style by Kate Levitt.
All Bleach Splatter will be different
Hand sewed in 8 color Woven Label by Moi
Bleach Haze Style Stitching
You climb a mountain on foot.
Than you look down and realize
Hey Im a bottle of Bleach?
Hand Wash. Dry Outside
250 Available
Size Chart HERE
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General Electric Sleepytime Bear
Ok so the Glow is impossible to photograph but these things glow like crazy
Generally speaking I like a glowing bear. Flip that GE logo upside down and take a nap?
Damn.
PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME.
3 Color Glow Front/3 Color Glow Back
Still Hand Dyed by Kate Levitt.
GreyBlueRed real splatter heavy Style Tye-Dye
Hand sewed in 8 color Woven Label by Moi
(XL does not have tags we are out.
Theres a discount involved.
2XL will have the old style tag)
Nap Style Stitching
All your favorite critters including
Bat, Mole, and Safety Scissors waving Kangaroo visit you when you nap.
Is it a good thing?
Hey Im here to Nap and Glow
For Maximum Glow Charge wear 10 Min. Outside
Wash Inside Out to retain effect.
OH and if you ordered one of these.
it will feel a little rough
but one wash will get it nice and soft.
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E2E4 TRAIN LONGSLEEVE
For your favorite Oogle/Train Enthusiast/Chess Aficionado or Kraut Rock fan
Steam Engine Solo the most classic opening move
PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME.
3 Color Front/2 Color Back
Still Hand Dyed by Kate Levitt.
Watercolor Wash Style Tye-Dye
Hand sewed in 8 color Woven Label by Moi
Train Style Stitching
A pure Gottsching Crossing
Think about that Beaver Soloing on the Chessboard
Choo Choo?
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PRANK CALL COLOR SHIRT
What happens when you Prank Call CMYK
and tell it you are actually 7 colors?
CMYK will be ruined. For Pro-Prankers by Wimps.
PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME.
7 Color Simulated CMYK Processes.
Still Hand Dyed by Kate Levitt.
Light Purple Tye-Dye mix-in style
Hand sewed in 8 color Woven Label by Moi
Prank Style Stitching
Dedicated to Jenny Travers
Who prank called Bill Clinton and asked him
What Color does your Vacuum Cleaner run on?
SOLD OUTlife is confusing but getting pranked should be.
Let the possum call you. Make the Elephant Dance. Bear records your shame on 16mm footage. Make the Dillo laugh
WEATHER REPORT SALT SHIRT SHIRT
24 Hour Birdland Master Mix
Use this shirt to figure out what the weather will be
PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME.
Still Hand Dyed by Kate Levitt.
Light Indigo Dip Dye for the bottom
Hand sewed in Woven Label by Moi
utilizing patented Shit Kid Stich Technology
Glow in the Dark Thread
Not for wimps. Stitching is a real-hand done job.
Two Color silkscreen. Black and Sunflower
Is it Crayola outside today?
Maybe Elmers Glue?
Maybe the number 5?
99 Available.
SOLD OUT.
Apologies. Ill make more next time.
Let the goose free over all weather. Morton Salt gets the jazz treatment.
Brian Blomerth's Bicycle Day
192 Pages//48 pages of Neon Pantone Spot Coloring
Lovingly & Beautifully printed/released by the kind people of
Anthology Editions
An experimental childrens book on Acid.
A visual biography of 4 days in Albert Hofmann's life.
You can purchase and view sample images HERE
SHORT SLEEVE EKG CRITTER ANTHEM SHIRT
Hey Kid you ever play Pilsbury Hardcore through an EKG?
Watch these critters struggle through the sheet music on the back.
PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME.
Still Hand Dyed by Kate Levitt.
Tye-Dyed Aqua/Pink/Yellow/Purple.
Hand sewed in Woven Label by Moi
utilizing patented Shit Kid Stich Technology
Glow in the Dark Thread
Not for wimps. Stitching is a real-hand done job.
Colors will be kinda like this but you know how tie-dye works.
Skip Tree of Life Class.
XhighschoolmusicalX
100 Available.
Manta Ray,Otter,Mole,Beaver on wind instruments. Skunk on Triangle. Tag Sewing will be screwy.
LONG SLEEVE BUBBLE LISTENER SHIRT
How much do you enjoy recordings of bubbles?
Use this long sleeve shirt as a pencil to figure it out.
ONCE AGAIN SILKSCREENED THESE AT MY HOUSE.
Hand Dyed by Kate Levitt.
Tye-Dyed Purple and Yellow.
Not for wimps. This is a real-hand done job.
Colors will be kinda like this but you know how tie-dye works.
You get what ya give. Little details will be screwy.
69 Available.
Platypus blows the bubble that a poisonous fish enjoys. Listen to the bubbles in HIFI.
International Orders E-mail me. US. Shipping included in the price.
HIKING NUN INSIDE OUT SWEATSHIRT
Its the fuzzy side of a sweatshirt.
SILKSCREENED THESE AT MY HOUSE.
Hand Dyed by Kate Levitt.
Dyed with light Natural Indigo.
Not for wimps. This is a real-hand done job.
Large print
21 Available.
Could this be the beggining of Boogie Dachshund On Broadway Clothing Co.?
Pray for Pianoland
///14 page comic in Fantagraphics-NOW 4 Compilation///
Lovingly & Beautifully printed/released by the kind people of
Fantagraphics
Sister Splat and Scramp muck about with the Shrimps Homland
This Farmers Market runs on Bathwater
Xaks Wax (Surf Compostion)
///28 pages 4 Color RISOGRAPH printing/Red,Gold,Blue,Black.//
Lovingly & Beautifully printed/released by the kind people of
Anthology Editions
Surf with Xaks. Barrel Riding. Kooks out.
As in my own life...unreliable narrators abound. Don't Drown.
I am SOLD OUT
IPHONE 64 (A Users Guide)
///24 pages 4 Color RISOGRAPH printing///
Lovingly & Beautifully printed/released by the kind people of
Tan&Loose Press
A panic attack masquerading as an apple advert
Imagine if someone made this much fuss over a fax machine?
*Yorna&Schmulie&SisterSplat&Xaks&Squorm&Scramp*
*BummerTom&Pornis&DjrongrenVS.Djrongren&Florpee&Officer Cornhatch*
Read em all for free on VICE.COM
A NEW 3 PAGER every Week
***ALPHABET JUNCTION***
*Lemonwedge Fire-Department Pot Smoking Hijinks*
MERRYJANE.COM
***FRISBEE F.D.***
Written w/Kate Levitt
*I receive 15cents a day from this site*
You can peruse this mini-comic @
DOTCOMANDSHIT.ORG
I guess this is patronage? Like Spam it's confusing.
Either way I'm rich.
///24 pages full color///
*Only 50 copies available?*
Bootleg of a comic soon to be released by
MORE RECORDS
Don't get neutered?
SOLD OUT
The first comic ever made about alternative nicotine intake theory
Written by Dr. Ispib Osnotkitchi (Japan M.D.)
Illustrated by Brian Blomerth
First publishing of Dr. Osnotkitchi's writings in English
40 pages
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Staring everyone's favorite Worzil
36 pages
Mini-Comic
SOLD OUT::::PHASE ONE::::
64 pages
ADULT DOG FACE
FIRST BOOK OF THE SERIES
Sample Page 1************Sample Page 2
SOLD OUT
52 pages
full color cover
TRUE UNDERGROUND DOG SHOW SHIT
*only 250 made*
Sample Page 1************Sample Page 2
ALL SMALL DOG BREEDS
$10.00 U.S. ppd
(TABLOID FORMAT)
SOLD OUT
ADULT DOG FACE genre.
Original drawings are for sale or for trade.
(Trades ONLY for needed materials I.E. Cabin, Gun, Dog, Motorcycle,Synth with a tarp on it, Massage Chair from the Mall)
Illustration/Graphic Design for Hire///
Worked for Clients Such as::::
New York Times and Phish
Please Contact the Management @
narwhalsofsound@hotmail.com
This website maintained horribly by Moi
