Twitter | Tumblr | E-Mail | Soundcloud | Slippy Syrup | Instagram IPHONE 64 (A Users Guide) ///24 pages 4 Color RISOGRAPH printing/// Lovingly & Beautifully printed/released by the kind people of Tan&Loose Press A panic attack masquerading as an apple advert In 50 years when the 64 drops you can see how right I am? Imagine if someone made this much fuss over a fax machine?Sample Page 1************Sample Page 2 $12 U.S. ppd $15 for international shipping ///COLLABORATION W/SPAM WEBSITE SERVICE/// *I receive 15cents a day from this site* You can peruse this mini-comic @ DOTCOMANDSHIT.ORG I guess this is patronage? Like Spam it's confusing. Either way I'm rich. Embrace Spam. Meditate on Spam. Be Spam. ///24 pages full color/// *Only 50 copies available?* Bootleg of a comic soon to be released by MORE RECORDS Don't get neutered? Florpee waves HI!Sample Page 1************Sample Page 2 SOLD OUT ///Enamel Metal Pin of Officer Swivvle-Swavvle/// *Licking A "Stamp" At a Post-Office Near YOU?* Collaboration with STORETHROAT.COM A.K.A. Laura Perez-Harris A.C.A.O.A. All Cops Are On Acid$10 U.S. ppd $12 for international shipping Understanding Nicotine The first comic ever made about alternative nicotine intake theory Written by Dr. Ispib Osnotkitchi (Japan M.D.) Illustrated by Brian Blomerth First publishing of Dr. Osnotkitchi's writings in English 40 pages Important!!!!! Dr. Ispib Osnotkitchi is not recognized as a Dr. in the U.S. Sample Page 1************Sample Page 2 SOLD OUT SLIPPY SYRUP Do you vape? Kate Levitt & Brian Blomerth :are pleased to present: SLIPPY SYRUP An Electronic Tonic Craft Vapor ////Slip into the Syrup//// The Book of Worzil Rejected Cartoons from the New Yorker Magazine Staring everyone's favorite Worzil 36 pages Mini-Comic Sample Page 1************Sample Page 2 SOLD OUT ///First SUNDAY of every month// *Yorna&Schmulie&Cornhatch&Scramps&Xaks&Sourcy&Mon's Floop&Chorbit* VICE.COM A NEW 3 PAGER? ***ALPHABET JUNCTION*** STAY SHRAMPY MOTHERFUCKERS THE ALLTELL HYPERSERIES ::::PHASE ONE:::: HYPERMAZE SECOND LONG FORM COMIC 64 pages ADULT DOG FACE FIRST BOOK OF THE SERIES Sample Page 1************Sample Page 2 $8 U.S. ppd $10 for international shipping THE SMALL DOG OTHER FIRST FULL LENGTH COMIC 52 pages full color cover TRUE UNDERGROUND DOG SHOW SHIT *only 250 made* Sample Page 1************Sample Page 2 ALL SMALL DOG BREEDS $10.00 U.S. ppd (TABLOID FORMAT) SOLD OUT **** SEXY PEPSI SHIRTS **** Sexy Pepsi Two Color Print on Hanes Ringspun Cotton SOLD OUT THE MAYOR'S PUSSY Online Only Comic for Sex Magazine can be read here -ALSO AVAILABLE- *****THE HORNY BUCKET***** Mr. Lover Lover is the skunk alone in the field Full 40-Minute Tape under the "Brian Blomerth" Alias ANTI-SEX TAPE MUSIC MONOLOUGE'S STINK "Please let me fuck you" PRO DUBBED CASSETTE 7.00 (including shipping in U.S.A.) *****PORK DUST***** Everyone's favorite Demon Pig is back... Full 30-Minute Tape under the "Brian Blomerth" Alias THE GENTILE FRUIT PRESENT"S THAT'S ALL FOLKS-- A ham & cheese sandwich PRO DUBBED CASSETTE 7.00 (including shipping in U.S.A.) FUTURE VEGAS Live broadcast of 91.5 Vegas (The Bombfactory)-ITS IN YOUR HEAD Full Album from Narwhalz (of sound) "Some people go to Vegas, they lose all their money and then they shoot themselves...Me? I got lucky I forgot bullets."--Wiggles POM SHIT EARTH VOL. 2 PREPPY POMS PUSH POWDERS PRO DUBBED CASSETTE 7.00 (including shipping in U.S.A.) SOLD OUT brian pictured ///ABOVE/// with his partner SLIPPY (b. 2012) Brian Blomerth (b.1984) is an illustrator in the/// ADULT DOG FACE genre. Original drawings are for sale or for trade. (Trades ONLY for needed materials I.E. Cabin, Gun, Dog, Motorcycle,Synth with a tarp on it, Massage Chair from the Mall) Illustration/Graphic Design for Hire/// Worked for Clients Such as:::: VICE, Pitchfork, and Mixpak Records Please Contact the Management @ narwhalsofsound@hotmail.com

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