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///24 pages full color///
*Only 50 copies available?*
Bootleg of a comic soon to be released by
MORE RECORDS

Don't get neutered?
Florpee waves HI!
Sample Page 1************Sample Page 2
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///Enamel Metal Pin of Officer Swivvle-Swavvle///
*Licking A "Stamp" At a Post-Office Near YOU?*
Collaboration with STORETHROAT.COM
A.K.A. Laura Perez-Harris
A.C.A.O.A.
All Cops Are On Acid
$10 U.S. ppd
$12 for international shipping



Understanding Nicotine


The first comic ever made about alternative nicotine intake theory
Written by Dr. Ispib Osnotkitchi (Japan M.D.)
Illustrated by Brian Blomerth
First publishing of Dr. Osnotkitchi's writings in English
40 pages
Important!!!!! Dr. Ispib Osnotkitchi is not recognized as a Dr. in the U.S.
Sample Page 1************Sample Page 2
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SLIPPY SYRUP

Do you vape?
Kate Levitt & Brian Blomerth
:are pleased to present:
SLIPPY SYRUP
An Electronic Tonic Craft Vapor
////Slip into the Syrup////

The Book of Worzil

Rejected Cartoons from the New Yorker Magazine
Staring everyone's favorite Worzil
36 pages
Mini-Comic
Sample Page 1************Sample Page 2
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///First SUNDAY of every month//
*Yorna&Schmulie&Cornhatch&Scramps&Xaks&Sourcy&Mon's Floop&Chorbit*
VICE.COM
A NEW 3 PAGER?
***ALPHABET JUNCTION***
STAY SHRAMPY MOTHERFUCKERS

THE ALLTELL HYPERSERIES
::::PHASE ONE::::
HYPERMAZE

SECOND LONG FORM COMIC
64 pages
ADULT DOG FACE
FIRST BOOK OF THE SERIES
Sample Page 1************Sample Page 2
$8 U.S. ppd
$10 for international shipping



THE SMALL DOG OTHER

FIRST FULL LENGTH COMIC
52 pages
full color cover
TRUE UNDERGROUND DOG SHOW SHIT
*only 250 made*
Sample Page 1************Sample Page 2
ALL SMALL DOG BREEDS
$10.00 U.S. ppd
(TABLOID FORMAT)
$12 for international shipping



**** SEXY PEPSI SHIRTS ****

Sexy Pepsi Two Color Print on Hanes Ringspun Cotton
SOLD OUT


THE MAYOR'S PUSSY
Online Only Comic for Sex Magazine can be read here

-ALSO AVAILABLE-
*****THE HORNY BUCKET*****
Mr. Lover Lover is the skunk alone in the field
Full 40-Minute Tape under the "Brian Blomerth" Alias
ANTI-SEX TAPE MUSIC MONOLOUGE'S STINK
"Please let me fuck you"


PRO DUBBED CASSETTE 7.00 (including shipping in U.S.A.)


*****PORK DUST*****
Everyone's favorite Demon Pig is back...
Full 30-Minute Tape under the "Brian Blomerth" Alias
THE GENTILE FRUIT PRESENT"S THAT'S ALL FOLKS--
A ham & cheese sandwich


PRO DUBBED CASSETTE 7.00 (including shipping in U.S.A.)


FUTURE VEGAS
Live broadcast of 91.5 Vegas (The Bombfactory)-ITS IN YOUR HEAD
Full Album from Narwhalz (of sound)

"Some people go to Vegas, they lose all their money and then they shoot themselves...Me? I got lucky I forgot bullets."--Wiggles
POM SHIT EARTH VOL. 2
PREPPY POMS PUSH POWDERS



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brian pictured ///ABOVE/// with his partner
SLIPPY (b. 2012)


Brian Blomerth (b.1984) is an illustrator in the///
ADULT DOG FACE genre.
Original drawings are for sale or for trade.
(Trades ONLY for needed materials I.E. Cabin, Gun, Dog, Motorcycle,Synth with a tarp on it, Massage Chair from the Mall)
Illustration/Graphic Design for Hire///
Worked for Clients Such as::::
VICE, Pitchfork, and Mixpak Records
Please Contact the Management @
narwhalsofsound@hotmail.com


All IMAGESĀ©
brian blomerth
2012-2016