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HIKING NUN INSIDE OUT SWEATSHIRT

Its the fuzzy side of a sweatshirt.
SILKSCREENED THESE AT MY HOUSE.
Hand Dyed by Kate Levitt.
Dyed with light Natural Indigo.
Not for wimps. This is a real-hand done job.
Large print
21 Available.

Could this be the beggining of Boogie Dachshund On Broadway Clothing Co.?
SOLD OUT

Pray for Pianoland
///14 page comic in Fantagraphics-NOW 4 Compilation///
Lovingly & Beautifully printed/released by the kind people of
Fantagraphics
Sister Splat and Scramp muck about with the Shrimps Homland
Fuck Bummer Tom
This Farmers Market runs on Bathwater
Sample Page 1************Sample Page 2
You can buy one HERE


Xaks Wax (Surf Compostion)
///28 pages 4 Color RISOGRAPH printing/Red,Gold,Blue,Black.//
Lovingly & Beautifully printed/released by the kind people of
Anthology Editions
Surf with Xaks. Barrel Riding. Kooks out.
Embrace the Critter Mindset.
As in my own life...unreliable narrators abound. Don't Drown.
Sample Page 1************Sample Page 2
$15 U.S.
I am SOLD OUT
You can STILL buy one from Anthology Editions HERE


IPHONE 64 (A Users Guide)
///24 pages 4 Color RISOGRAPH printing///
Lovingly & Beautifully printed/released by the kind people of
Tan&Loose Press
A panic attack masquerading as an apple advert
In 50 years when the 64 drops you can see how right I am?
Imagine if someone made this much fuss over a fax machine?
Sample Page 1************Sample Page 2
I am Sold OUT but you can still get one from the Publisher HERE



///ONLINE COMIC///
*Yorna&Schmulie&SisterSplat&Xaks&Squorm&Scramp*
*BummerTom&Pornis&DjrongrenVS.Djrongren&Florpee&Officer Cornhatch*

Read em all for free on VICE.COM
A NEW 3 PAGER every Week
***ALPHABET JUNCTION***
STAY SHRAMPY MOTHERFUCKERS



///ONLINE COMIC for MERRY JANE MAGAZINE///
*Lemonwedge Fire-Department Pot Smoking Hijinks*
MERRYJANE.COM
***FRISBEE F.D.***
Written w/Kate Levitt
Bi-Monthly a.k.a. New Ones twice a month. Say Hi to Mayor Puddles?




///COLLABORATION W/SPAM WEBSITE SERVICE///
*I receive 15cents a day from this site*
You can peruse this mini-comic @
DOTCOMANDSHIT.ORG
I guess this is patronage? Like Spam it's confusing.
Either way I'm rich.
Embrace Spam. Meditate on Spam. Be Spam.





///24 pages full color///
*Only 50 copies available?*
Bootleg of a comic soon to be released by
MORE RECORDS

Don't get neutered?
Florpee waves HI!
Sample Page 1************Sample Page 2
SOLD OUT




Understanding Nicotine


The first comic ever made about alternative nicotine intake theory
Written by Dr. Ispib Osnotkitchi (Japan M.D.)
Illustrated by Brian Blomerth
First publishing of Dr. Osnotkitchi's writings in English
40 pages
Important!!!!! Dr. Ispib Osnotkitchi is not recognized as a Dr. in the U.S.
Sample Page 1************Sample Page 2
SOLD OUT


The Book of Worzil

Rejected Cartoons from the New Yorker Magazine
Staring everyone's favorite Worzil
36 pages
Mini-Comic
Sample Page 1************Sample Page 2
SOLD OUT


THE ALLTELL HYPERSERIES
::::PHASE ONE::::
HYPERMAZE

SECOND LONG FORM COMIC
64 pages
ADULT DOG FACE
FIRST BOOK OF THE SERIES
Sample Page 1************Sample Page 2
$8 U.S. ppd
$10 for international shipping



THE SMALL DOG OTHER

FIRST FULL LENGTH COMIC
52 pages
full color cover
TRUE UNDERGROUND DOG SHOW SHIT
*only 250 made*
Sample Page 1************Sample Page 2
ALL SMALL DOG BREEDS
$10.00 U.S. ppd
(TABLOID FORMAT)

SOLD OUT





-ALSO AVAILABLE-
*****THE HORNY BUCKET*****
Mr. Lover Lover is the skunk alone in the field
Full 40-Minute Tape under the "Brian Blomerth" Alias
ANTI-SEX TAPE MUSIC MONOLOUGE'S STINK
"Please let me fuck you"


PRO DUBBED CASSETTE 7.00 (including shipping in U.S.A.)


*****PORK DUST*****
Everyone's favorite Demon Pig is back...
Full 30-Minute Tape under the "Brian Blomerth" Alias
THE GENTILE FRUIT PRESENT"S THAT'S ALL FOLKS--
A ham & cheese sandwich


PRO DUBBED CASSETTE 7.00 (including shipping in U.S.A.)










Brian Blomerth (b.1984) is an illustrator in the///
ADULT DOG FACE genre.
Original drawings are for sale or for trade.
(Trades ONLY for needed materials I.E. Cabin, Gun, Dog, Motorcycle,Synth with a tarp on it, Massage Chair from the Mall)
Illustration/Graphic Design for Hire///
Worked for Clients Such as::::
VICE, Pitchfork, and Mixpak Records
Please Contact the Management @
narwhalsofsound@hotmail.com



All IMAGESĀ©
brian blomerth
2012-2019