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OZ Waltzing Surf Longsleeve Shirt

Waltz On Oz
Surfs Up for Down Under
For a Kiwi desecrating Beethoven
Enjoy all of your favorite Jolly Marsupials
Under the shade of the Coolibah Tree
The power of Uluru
Bends an Acoustic guitar in a Spiral
As you approach the disco void
The Platypus name is FANTA
Dreamtime Snake Eating Blue Marble Earth on one sleeve
Koala watching Billyboil on the Other
Ride the Wave into
A Pouch
PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME.
3 Color Front/3 Color Back
Sleeve Prints
Borealis Mustard Style Dye
All dye will be different
5 Color Koala Meditating Tag

320 Available
Size Chart
HERE
$62 U.S. ppd

International: Order Normal and then Send me an email to arrange extra shipping cost. We will work it out.
Pick your size via Drop Down Menu
2XL,Large and X-L and Medium Sold-Out.
SIZES










Olympic Nightfly T-Shirt

This Shirt Celebrates the Nightflys
Continuing Midnight to 6AM
Wasted Coverage of the Olympic Games
1972-1992
20 years of Jazz and Conversation
ON WJAZ
An Independent Station
Coverage of your favorite sports including
Mah Jong, Grapefruit Wine, 11 Tracks of Whack, Mascot Terror, Jose Cuervo
PBS, I.G.Y., Saxophone Bending,
Unexpected Tunings
Coffee
Curling/Smoking

PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME.
5 Color Front/1 Color Back

Beverage Spill Style Dye
Major Subtle Splatter Styles
All dye will be different
Hand sewed in 5 color Woven Label by Moi
7 Second Delay Style Stitching

Olympic Mascoting
is a sport I intend to
fall asleep during
350 Available
100% MADE IN THE U.S.A.
Size Chart HERE

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Pan Am Magic Orchestra Long Sleeve

Zig Zag Zen.
Pan Am for the Pan Man
Fireworks/Computer Games for everyone else.
Food Lion Steel Drum Anthems
Cool Music.
This shirt goes out to
Yann Tomita,YMO,Akiko Yano, Watermelon Group, Doopees,
Astral Age Steel Orchestra
and Silk Worms
plus
Ambient Music for Soba Noodles

PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME.
3 Color Front/3 Color Back
Toro and Penguins protect sleeves.
Yin and Yang Style Dye
Split Color Vision
All dye will be different
Hand sewed in 5 color Woven Label by Moi
Steel Drum Style Stitching
Cosmic Surfing
Wave To a Waving Cat
Dr. Yin & Yang Tomita
Wash inside out to keep print Sharp.
275 Available
These are better eco-friendly blanks
Size Chart HERE
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Comet Integrated Constellation Shirt

Curves Ahead.
An Iguana confronts a twist in a tree.
Accurate Northern Hemisphere Constellation Map
40-40 Love for a French Clown

PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME.
3 Color Front/3 Color Back
Gold Sparkley Ink
Red-Blue Loveless Watercolor Style Dye
Then Sunsoaked for 3 days.
All dye will be different
Hand sewed in 8 color Woven Label by Moi
In the dark Style Stitching
Hale Bopp will appear again in 4385.
Make sure you have your tennis racket
So you smack it?
Wash inside out to keep Sparkles.
250 Available
Size Chart HERE
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Nun Bleach Meditation

Congratulations! Your mind is now Bleach
Yakkity Yak on a Pallas Cat.
Nuf Nun Meditation.
Endless Knot.

PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME.
3 Color Front/3 Color Back
All Discharge Ink for Softness Sake
Bleach Anti-Dye Style by Kate Levitt.
All Bleach Splatter will be different
Hand sewed in 8 color Woven Label by Moi
Bleach Haze Style Stitching
You climb a mountain on foot.
Than you look down and realize
Hey Im a bottle of Bleach?
Hand Wash. Dry Outside
250 Available
Size Chart HERE
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General Electric Sleepytime Bear

Ok so the Glow is impossible to photograph but these things glow like crazy
Generally speaking I like a glowing bear. Flip that GE logo upside down and take a nap?
Damn.

PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME.
3 Color Glow Front/3 Color Glow Back
Still Hand Dyed by Kate Levitt.
GreyBlueRed real splatter heavy Style Tye-Dye
Hand sewed in 8 color Woven Label by Moi
(XL does not have tags we are out.
Theres a discount involved.
2XL will have the old style tag)
Nap Style Stitching
All your favorite critters including
Bat, Mole, and Safety Scissors waving Kangaroo visit you when you nap.
Is it a good thing?
Hey Im here to Nap and Glow
For Maximum Glow Charge wear 10 Min. Outside
Wash Inside Out to retain effect.
OH and if you ordered one of these.
it will feel a little rough
but one wash will get it nice and soft.
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E2E4 TRAIN LONGSLEEVE

For your favorite Oogle/Train Enthusiast/Chess Aficionado or Kraut Rock fan
Steam Engine Solo the most classic opening move

PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME.
3 Color Front/2 Color Back
Still Hand Dyed by Kate Levitt.
Watercolor Wash Style Tye-Dye
Hand sewed in 8 color Woven Label by Moi
Train Style Stitching
A pure Gottsching Crossing
Think about that Beaver Soloing on the Chessboard
Choo Choo?
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PRANK CALL COLOR SHIRT

What happens when you Prank Call CMYK
and tell it you are actually 7 colors?
CMYK will be ruined. For Pro-Prankers by Wimps.

PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME.
7 Color Simulated CMYK Processes.
Still Hand Dyed by Kate Levitt.
Light Purple Tye-Dye mix-in style
Hand sewed in 8 color Woven Label by Moi
Prank Style Stitching
Dedicated to Jenny Travers
Who prank called Bill Clinton and asked him
What Color does your Vacuum Cleaner run on?
SOLD OUT

life is confusing but getting pranked should be.
Let the possum call you. Make the Elephant Dance. Bear records your shame on 16mm footage. Make the Dillo laugh





WEATHER REPORT SALT SHIRT SHIRT

24 Hour Birdland Master Mix
Use this shirt to figure out what the weather will be

PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME.
Still Hand Dyed by Kate Levitt.
Light Indigo Dip Dye for the bottom
Hand sewed in Woven Label by Moi
utilizing patented Shit Kid Stich Technology
Glow in the Dark Thread
Not for wimps. Stitching is a real-hand done job.
Two Color silkscreen. Black and Sunflower
Is it Crayola outside today?
Maybe Elmers Glue?
Maybe the number 5?
99 Available.
SOLD OUT.
Apologies. Ill make more next time.

Let the goose free over all weather. Morton Salt gets the jazz treatment.



Brian Blomerth's Bicycle Day
192 Pages//48 pages of Neon Pantone Spot Coloring
Lovingly & Beautifully printed/released by the kind people of
Anthology Editions
Available online via Anthology editions or wherever fine books are sold
Forward by Dennis McKenna.
An experimental childrens book on Acid.
A visual biography of 4 days in Albert Hofmann's life.
You can purchase and view sample images HERE





SHORT SLEEVE EKG CRITTER ANTHEM SHIRT

Hey Kid you ever play Pilsbury Hardcore through an EKG?
Watch these critters struggle through the sheet music on the back.

PRO SILKSCREENED THIS TIME.
Still Hand Dyed by Kate Levitt.
Tye-Dyed Aqua/Pink/Yellow/Purple.
Hand sewed in Woven Label by Moi
utilizing patented Shit Kid Stich Technology
Glow in the Dark Thread
Not for wimps. Stitching is a real-hand done job.
Colors will be kinda like this but you know how tie-dye works.
Skip Tree of Life Class.
XhighschoolmusicalX
100 Available.

Manta Ray,Otter,Mole,Beaver on wind instruments. Skunk on Triangle. Tag Sewing will be screwy.
All SOLD OUT





LONG SLEEVE BUBBLE LISTENER SHIRT

How much do you enjoy recordings of bubbles?
Use this long sleeve shirt as a pencil to figure it out.

ONCE AGAIN SILKSCREENED THESE AT MY HOUSE.
Hand Dyed by Kate Levitt.
Tye-Dyed Purple and Yellow.
Not for wimps. This is a real-hand done job.
Colors will be kinda like this but you know how tie-dye works.
You get what ya give. Little details will be screwy.
69 Available.

Platypus blows the bubble that a poisonous fish enjoys. Listen to the bubbles in HIFI.
International Orders E-mail me. US. Shipping included in the price.
All SOLD OUT




HIKING NUN INSIDE OUT SWEATSHIRT

Its the fuzzy side of a sweatshirt.
SILKSCREENED THESE AT MY HOUSE.
Hand Dyed by Kate Levitt.
Dyed with light Natural Indigo.
Not for wimps. This is a real-hand done job.
Large print
21 Available.

Could this be the beggining of Boogie Dachshund On Broadway Clothing Co.?
SOLD OUT

Pray for Pianoland
///14 page comic in Fantagraphics-NOW 4 Compilation///
Lovingly & Beautifully printed/released by the kind people of
Fantagraphics
Sister Splat and Scramp muck about with the Shrimps Homland
Fuck Bummer Tom
This Farmers Market runs on Bathwater
Sample Page 1************Sample Page 2
You can buy one HERE


Xaks Wax (Surf Compostion)
///28 pages 4 Color RISOGRAPH printing/Red,Gold,Blue,Black.//
Lovingly & Beautifully printed/released by the kind people of
Anthology Editions
Surf with Xaks. Barrel Riding. Kooks out.
Embrace the Critter Mindset.
As in my own life...unreliable narrators abound. Don't Drown.
Sample Page 1************Sample Page 2
$15 U.S.
I am SOLD OUT
You can STILL buy one from Anthology Editions HERE


IPHONE 64 (A Users Guide)
///24 pages 4 Color RISOGRAPH printing///
Lovingly & Beautifully printed/released by the kind people of
Tan&Loose Press
A panic attack masquerading as an apple advert
In 50 years when the 64 drops you can see how right I am?
Imagine if someone made this much fuss over a fax machine?
Sample Page 1************Sample Page 2
I am Sold OUT but you can still get one from the Publisher HERE



///ONLINE COMIC///
*Yorna&Schmulie&SisterSplat&Xaks&Squorm&Scramp*
*BummerTom&Pornis&DjrongrenVS.Djrongren&Florpee&Officer Cornhatch*

Read em all for free on VICE.COM
A NEW 3 PAGER every Week
***ALPHABET JUNCTION***
STAY SHRAMPY MOTHERFUCKERS



///ONLINE COMIC for MERRY JANE MAGAZINE///
*Lemonwedge Fire-Department Pot Smoking Hijinks*
MERRYJANE.COM
***FRISBEE F.D.***
Written w/Kate Levitt
Bi-Monthly a.k.a. New Ones twice a month. Say Hi to Mayor Puddles?




///COLLABORATION W/SPAM WEBSITE SERVICE///
*I receive 15cents a day from this site*
You can peruse this mini-comic @
DOTCOMANDSHIT.ORG
I guess this is patronage? Like Spam it's confusing.
Either way I'm rich.
Embrace Spam. Meditate on Spam. Be Spam.





///24 pages full color///
*Only 50 copies available?*
Bootleg of a comic soon to be released by
MORE RECORDS

Don't get neutered?
Florpee waves HI!
Sample Page 1************Sample Page 2
SOLD OUT




Understanding Nicotine


The first comic ever made about alternative nicotine intake theory
Written by Dr. Ispib Osnotkitchi (Japan M.D.)
Illustrated by Brian Blomerth
First publishing of Dr. Osnotkitchi's writings in English
40 pages
Important!!!!! Dr. Ispib Osnotkitchi is not recognized as a Dr. in the U.S.
Sample Page 1************Sample Page 2
SOLD OUT


The Book of Worzil

Rejected Cartoons from the New Yorker Magazine
Staring everyone's favorite Worzil
36 pages
Mini-Comic
Sample Page 1************Sample Page 2
SOLD OUT


THE ALLTELL HYPERSERIES
::::PHASE ONE::::
HYPERMAZE

SECOND LONG FORM COMIC
64 pages
ADULT DOG FACE
FIRST BOOK OF THE SERIES
Sample Page 1************Sample Page 2
$8 U.S. ppd

SOLD OUT
$10 for international shipping



THE SMALL DOG OTHER

FIRST FULL LENGTH COMIC
52 pages
full color cover
TRUE UNDERGROUND DOG SHOW SHIT
*only 250 made*
Sample Page 1************Sample Page 2
ALL SMALL DOG BREEDS
$10.00 U.S. ppd
(TABLOID FORMAT)

SOLD OUT





-ALSO AVAILABLE-
*****THE HORNY BUCKET*****
Mr. Lover Lover is the skunk alone in the field
Full 40-Minute Tape under the "Brian Blomerth" Alias
ANTI-SEX TAPE MUSIC MONOLOUGE'S STINK
"Please let me fuck you"


PRO DUBBED CASSETTE 7.00 (including shipping in U.S.A.)


*****PORK DUST*****
Everyone's favorite Demon Pig is back...
Full 30-Minute Tape under the "Brian Blomerth" Alias
THE GENTILE FRUIT PRESENT"S THAT'S ALL FOLKS--
A ham & cheese sandwich


PRO DUBBED CASSETTE 7.00 (including shipping in U.S.A.)










Brian Blomerth (b.1984) is an illustrator in the///
ADULT DOG FACE genre.
Original drawings are for sale or for trade.
(Trades ONLY for needed materials I.E. Cabin, Gun, Dog, Motorcycle,Synth with a tarp on it, Massage Chair from the Mall)
Illustration/Graphic Design for Hire///
Worked for Clients Such as::::
VICE, Pitchfork, and Mixpak Records
Please Contact the Management @
narwhalsofsound@hotmail.com



All IMAGESĀ©
brian blomerth
2012-2019